Tips to Improve Your Online Dating Profile

May 24th, 2013

Taking the time to create a good profile can be the difference between having a mailbox which is regularly full to capacity vs. an empty one. Your profile is your advert to other members, your opportunity to make a good first impression, and it’s importance can not be denied.

So, how do you create a good profile? There are no hard and fast rules on how to write a profile that will be successful, but by following these tips you will greatly improve your chances of success:
Choosing your username:

Grab their attention with your headline:

Be descriptive :

Be honest:

Be modest:

Be unique:

Tip 1
Always upload a photo of yourself, it is essential. Make sure the photo is good quality. Upload a photo to your profile! Profiles with photos receive 5 TIMES more action then those without!

Tip 2
Make sure it’s a good photo! Ideally you’ll use a head shot where you look confident and attractive, but if you’re too shy or nervous about posting a head shot then a full body shot with your face obscured is perfectly acceptable.

Tip 3
Grab their attention! Take the time to come up with an ATTENTION GRABBING HEADLINE to intrigue them! And don’t just rely on using CAPS.

Tip 4
Write a list of interesting things about yourself – then choose the best 3 to include in your description and write about them in greater detail.

Tip 5
There’s nothing wrong with being open to interrogation, but simply putting “Ask me anything” makes you look lazy! It’s up to you to sell yourself to them, not the other way round!

Tip 6
Always be positive! Your profile is not the place to be mentioning ex partners, getting fired recently, or your dislike of anything in general. Remember, happy people attract other happy people!

Tip 7
Be creative in your approach…maybe describe yourself as if you were a fine wine, or a sportscar, or the subject of movie. Think outside the box and let your personality shine!

Tip 8
What are your interests or hobbies? Select a couple of the more intriguing or important ones to you, and mention them in your profile.

Tip 9
Be humble and modest! No one likes a show off or know-it-all.

Tip 10
Be honest! You’ll find it much easier to talk about yourself if you’re telling the truth! And you won’t be embarrassed when you get tripped up on a lie further down the line.

Safe Dating Offline

May 24th, 2013

Always remember – SAFETY FIRST! Sure, you might be excited about your date, but that doesn’t mean you should also yourself to be put into a vulnerable position.

Plan ahead
Tell a friend or family member where you are going, what time you expect to be back, and who you are going to meet. Make sure your mobile is fully charged before you go out, and call them if you aren’t going to be back on time.

Do it in public
Arrange to meet your date in a familiar and public place, so that you feel comfortable in your surroundings. Never arrange to meet for the first time in somewhere that isn’t public.

Don’t get drunk
You might be nervous but getting drunk will not only will you impair your judgement, but you’ll make yourself vulnerable, and may end up embarrassing yourself.

Be aware of your possessions & drinks
Never leave your drink unattended! If you need to go to the bathroom either wait until you’ve finished your drink, or take it with you. You should also be wary of your belongings, like purse/wallet, mobile phone, bag, etc.

Take it slowly
Don’t expect the date to result in a sexual encounter! If it does, then that’s great, but don’t let the thought of sex govern the way the date goes, or you’ll most likely end up going home alone.

End on a high
Be prepared to end the date on a positive note! It’s better to run out of time and have to leave some conversational topics until the next date, than be sat awkwardly with nothing to talk about. Arranging for a friend to collect you at a pre-arranged time is a great way of doing this, plus it keeps you safer.

Make your own arrangements
Always arrange your own travel to and from the date. Never let your date make arrangements on your behalf.

Be polite
Even if the date was a complete disaster, you should be polite, courteous and say thank you before you leave. And if it was an absolute pleasure, then you should have no trouble telling them anyway!

Do things at your own pace
Don’t feel pressured into arranging a second date on the spot. If you’re certain you want to meet them again, then go for it, but if you think you need time to evaluate how the date went when you’re on your own tell them you’re unsure of your diary commitments, but that you’ll get back to them.

Keep reading romance novels

May 24th, 2013

Here it is, your latest copy of the www.letsmeetup.com newsletter!

This week we’ve found a rather interesting statement that we thought you may enjoy trying out. Interestingly enough, it is said that women who read romance novels have twice as much sex as those who don’t. So if you’re thinking about improving your sex life or even brushing up on your reading skills, then a good old passionate read might be just the thing.

Guys of the site feel free to grab a steamy novel and take part too. Let us know if it works both ways, or perhaps you could buy one for that special lady. After all, with yet another bank holiday just around the corner, what better way to spend it than all fired up with that sexy someone.

Enjoy your lustfully long weekend,
Claire.

Joke

While making love, he says: ‘Darling, let’s do 68!’

Intrigued she replies: ’68??? What’s that?’

‘You do it to me, and I’ll owe you one.’

Trivia

Women can have wet dreams too. It can happen about 90 minutes into your sleep when blood flow to the vagina increases.

Site Poll feedback

Who would be your ultimate fantasy partner?

Friend’s partner – 19%
Boss or co-worker – 9%
A Celebrity – 10%
Total stranger – 62%

Meetups near you

24 th May Tarzan & Jane Night Party
25 th May Gangster Night Party
26 th May Stripers Nigth Party
26 th May Wild On Pool Party
26 th May Meet up for fun in London
26 th May Meet Up in thessaloniki
27 th May sex party

Get the most from… Your Trust Level

The reason we use a trust level on the site is to show other members that visit your profile that you are a reliable and genuine member.
Below are the different levels of trust that are used on the site.

None
This member has yet to verify their email address, profile or images.

Low – Yellow
This member has been verified by email only.

Medium – Blue
This is when another user of the site has verified the member. They can do this by leaving a comment in the member’s guestbook.

High – Green
This member has been verified by a Site Admin through their profile description, a facial photo and by webcam. This is the highest level of trust used on the site.

If you would like to be Admin Validated you can either contact a Site Admin by chat, or alternatively you can book an appointment through our Helpdesk.

To chat instantly to a member of the Admin Team, please select Search, Who’s Online and use the filters to select a Site Admin. Under their description select the button that says Chat.

If you would like to arrange an appointment using the Helpdesk, please submit a ticket stating clearly that you would like to be validated. A member of the Admin Team will get back to you ASAP.

There is no excuse for boredom when there is so much happening on the site

May 23rd, 2013

What’s that coming over the hill? It’s not a monster; it’s another bank holiday, which means this www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter will be even more entertaining than usual. There is no excuse for boredom when there is so much happening on the site; Quick Meet events are popping up all over the place with members ready for action, and the adult video chat rooms are a hotbed of flirty fun. For those that prefer a slightly slower place, try our forums and blog sections for size.

The lovely SiteAdminLydia has discovered that May is Masturbation Month, and has dedicated herself to bringing you all the info on solo-sex that you ever wanted to know, as well as some that you didn’t. Drop her a friend invite and check out her posts to join in the discussions as we celebrate the art of DIY. Which many people will attempt on a bank holiday, incidentally.

All the best,
Rachel.

Joke

A woman is having problems getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to ask her neighbour for advice. The neighbour says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden with no clothes on for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will get so embarrassed, they will blush bright red.” So, the woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden in the nude for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbour comes over to the woman’s house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman replies “No, they’re still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!”

Trivia

Some women are able to achieve orgasm simply by going to the gym. Performing certain abdominal exercises can cause the pelvic muscles to tighten and then relax, which can then trigger a sexual climax.

Site Poll feedback

Do you ever fake orgasms?

No, I always get there 57%
No, I don’t lie about it 26%
Sometimes, if I know it won’t happen 9%
Sometimes, if I’m bored 5%
Always, don’t want to hurt my partner’s feelings 3%

As far as polls go, we think this one has the biggest gender divide among the sexes. It’s great that the vast majority of you have no problems in the Big O department. But interesting scientific studies have indicated that a third of men will fake it at some point in their lives, for the same reasons that women do. Everyone can have an off day, but if its happening regularly then you might want to take matters into your own hands and investigate.

Meetups near you

24 th May bi orgy
26 th May Catch up
27 th May BBW GANG BANG
27 th May BBW GANG BANG
24 th May Meet ups
24 th May Greedy Gals at Xtasia
25 th May Sexy and Soulful at Xtasia

Get the most from… Friends

Making friends on the site will really enhance your experience of the site. It will show other members you are active, and also you can see what your friends are up to on the site easily. If you know the username of another member on the site that you would like to be on your friends list, you can add them by clicking the friends’ button on their profile. They will then be sent a friend request notification. When they accept, they will show on your friends list on your profile, and their latest activity on the site will display on your wall. If you know someone that isn’t on our site that you think would enjoy being a member, just enter their email address and we’ll send them an email inviting them to join, and when they register they will be added to your friend list. Simply enter their Email address in the box and if they sign up and become a premium or VIP member within 30 days of joining you’ll get 30 days of Premium membership free! Plus they’ll get an amazing 25% discount!

Being respectful, pleasant and polite will get you more meets

May 20th, 2013

Welcome to the new edition of the newsletter from your friends at www.TheAdultHub.com Before we get started, we’ll just share with you some sex related reports that came to our attention this week. Firstly apparently nobody feels like having sex on a Tuesday, but Thursday is good. And in sports news, Manchester City fans are having the most romps, while Newcastle United fans are bottom of the table for regular sexual intercourse. Make of that what you will.

The general consensus of the members blog post chats in the past few days is that being respectful, pleasant and polite will get you more meets. It might seem like obvious advice, but its worth noting. We know you all have a life outside of the site, and often real life is tedious. So come and join us when you want a break and some enjoyable adult fun.

Have a good one,
Rachel.

Joke

“Oh my goodness, is that a prostitute?” asked my girlfriend as we were driving past a dodgy street corner last night.

“Yes, it is.” I replied.

“That skirt is so short it’s like a belt,” she said, “She looks really cheap.”

“Well, trust me she isn’t.” I said.

Trivia

An average man will produce 112 pints of semen during his lifetime. That’s 63.6 litres if you prefer metric measurements.

Site Poll feedback

When is your preferred time of day to have sex?

First thing in the morning 28%
Afternoon delight 23%
Evening action 19%
Night time is the right time 30%

We deliberately didn’t include “anytime” as an answer option, as most of you seem to constantly have the horn. But which is the most popular specific time for nookie? By a close margin, late night hooks-ups are the winner. Closely followed by first thing in the morning, which is handy.

Meetups near you

18 th May playtime
20 th May Peterborough Hotel Fun
21 th May 3sum or more in Norwich
18 th May daytime fun
18 th May Orgy
18 th May couple meets 20 th May ladies only to join in

Get the most from Adult Video Chat

The chat room is available after you’ve been a member with us for 7 days (or straight away if you upgrade to premium or VIP) and is a great place to have a chat, flirt and a bit of banter with other members. We have several rooms for you to choose from, so have a look at the room list to see which would suit you best. The main room for general chat is the Hot Tub room. We have a couple of simple rules to ensure that everyone enjoys the chat rooms: Ask permission in the main room before you send a PM (private chat request) and be polite and kind to other members. Having a webcam video chat can be a great way to get to know someone before a meet so that you both feel more relaxed. Just click the webcam icon in the PM window to turn your cam on, or click the icon in the main page to publish your cam to the entire room if you fancy putting on a show.

Just follow the rules and have the best fun

May 20th, 2013

Welcome to the latest copy of the www.letsmeetup.com newsletter!

This week we have the latest tips and rules on how to be successful at keeping your casual dating, casual. It can be the best fun and lifestyle choice you can make, so long as you know how to do it right. A perfect excuse to grab yourself that hot date, have some fun, and keep yourself dating savvy. Just follow these 9 rules:

1. Don’t Change Yourself or Your Date
Casual dating is all about discovering yourself and what traits and characteristics you like in others. So, if you don’t want to do something or like the way you behave around certain characters, then don’t – move on. It’s all about fun, so keep it simple.

2. Don’t be Judgmental
Everybody has a type, but don’t let it stop you from meeting other potentially great dates. After all, you will only be restricting yourself. You never know, your next date could be in a whole different league to your usual type!

3. Honesty is the Best Policy
Make sure you both understand each others’ intentions before you accept a date. Otherwise it could lead to someone getting hurt, and that’s the last thing you want.

4. Be Discrete
If you are dating more than one person then keep it to yourself. Your dates will not want to know or hear about their competition, so keep it on the down low.

5. Sex Savvy
Casual dating does not mean casual sex. Casual dating can go in whichever direction you choose. Emotional feelings often develop from sex, so if you’re not sure whether you will be able to control your feelings, then you can either avoid sex altogether, or limit it.

6. Go Out
Casual dating is about enjoying new ideas, company and experiences, so whether it’s out to the cinema, restaurant, bowling or even a gig, make the most of it. Staying in the house with your date will lead to couples’ habits and nesting, which is definitely not casual.

7. Avoid Too Much Contact
Keep your cool and avoid texting or general chat over the phone. Keep it to a minimum and only get in touch to arrange a date, or you could find yourself getting into a routine.

8. Friends and Family
Introducing either of these to your date may give out the impression that you would like them to be involved in a closer relationship. Avoid the risk of giving out mixed signals, keep things simple and keep your relationship casual.

9. You Come First
You are not committed to seeing this person, so if you are unhappy, losing interest, being treated badly or find yourself getting jealous, then end it and keep your distance.

Good luck!
Claire.

Joke

Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent…. Wedding cake.

Trivia

Core-gasms. In a recent study, 51 per cent of women reported having an orgasm during an ab exercise… and 20 per cent said they’ve experienced an orgasm while practicing yoga.

Site Poll feedback

What would be your ideal first date?

Romantic dinner – 34%
Quiet drink – 50%
Dancing in a nightclub – 8%
Something cultured – 8%

Meetups near you

22 th May fuck party
19 th May 2nd Sex Party in Islamabad
19 th May Privet Sex
17 th May WILD WEST NIGHT PARTY
18 th May SEXY BLACK NIGHT PARTY
19 th May SEXY LACE NIGHT PARTY
21 th May swaping

Get the most from… Site Polls

The Site Poll is a fun and interactive feature that anybody can take part in.

You can find the latest Site Poll to take part in on the main homepage of the site once you have logged in.

Simply read the question and click the answer which applies to you. Once you are happy with your selection, click Save.

Once you have voted you will then be shown the current results of the Poll in a percentage format.

You can only vote once.
So once you�ve clicked Save, the results will show for the remaining duration.

The question changes once a week so be sure to have your say

How Sex Savvy Are You?

May 10th, 2013

Welcome to the latest copy of the www.letsmeetup.com newsletter!

We’re betting you enjoyed your bank holiday mischief this weekend. Whatever you got up to, it leaves us with only a 4 day week to endure at work, meaning the weekend is closer than ever!

As always the site has been buzzing with lots of sexy new members, photos, videos and friend requests. So to keep the theme up and keep you entertained, we have a saucy little quiz for you to have a go at this week. Ever wondered just how much you know when it comes to everything sexy? Well, now we have just the thing. You can see just how sex savvy you really are by answering a set of specifically tailored questions. The quiz can be found at the bottom of this newsletter.

Good luck!
Claire.

Joke

Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?

The first day was his hardest.

Trivia

Sperm is good for your skin. The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on your skin. When the sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water leaves behind a protein, which can help to reduce wrinkles.

Site Poll feedback

How far would you go on a first date?

No physical contact – 14%
Peck on the cheek – 7%
Full on kissing – 11%
All the way – 68%

Meetups near you

11 th May for sex fun
14 th May threesome
13 th May i want girls
12 th May intrested in three some
16 th May Bangkok meet up
13 th May HK Single Ladies
16 th May Meetup in Phuket in May 16 to 20.

Get the most from… Media

Media is by far the best and easiest way to attract members to your profile. The more photos and videos you have, the more interesting your profile will be to other members.

Where do I go?
To find the upload links, select My Profile and click on the Media tab.

How do I add photos?
There will be 2 links available for uploading media, if you wish to upload photos you will find the link under Photo Manager. Select the link and follow the onscreen instructions to upload a photo from your PC to your profile. If you wish for the photos to be uploaded into your private folder, select the tick box.

How do I add videos?
If you wish to upload a video, the video link can be found under Video Manager on the same page. Select this link and follow the onscreen instructions provided.

How many photos and videos can I add?
Your media library is unlimited, meaning you can add as many as you like.

Media Moderation
All media on the site are reviewed by our Admin Team and put into the appropriate category.
Passed (with a green tick) – Will be used in your gallery and can also be used as your main profile image.
Passed (without a green tick) – Will be used in your gallery but is a little too saucy to be used as a main profile picture.
Failed – Will not be used in your gallery as it does not pass our house rules.

Quiz

How Sex Savvy Are You?

Try our funky quiz below and find out whether you are as clued up as you think you are. Circle each answer as you go along, and add the score up at the end to find out what category you fall under.

1. Monogamy is when you…

– Only have one sexual partner. (1)
– Decide not to have sex with anyone. (3)
– Have sex with many different people. (5)

2. What is the most common STD?

– Herpes. (3)
– Chlamydia. (1)
– Syphilis. (5)

3. What is the average global age that people have sex at?

– 16. (3)
– 19. (1)
– 22. (5)

4. Cunnilingus is another word for what?

– Foreplay. (3)
– Anal Sex. (5)
– Oral stimulation of the female genitals. (1)

5. What is the Reverse Cowgirl Position?

– Where the woman sits on the man facing him. (3)
– Where the man sits on the woman facing her. (5)
– Where the woman sits on the man with her back to him. (1)

6. How often do women orgasm during sex?

– 15% during intercourse, 90% during oral sex. (5)
– 25% during intercourse, 81% during oral sex. (1)
– 40% during intercourse, 70% during oral sex. (3)

7. In both men and women, the lateral orbitofrontal cortex part of the brain shuts down during orgasm, what else is this part of the brain known for?

– Memory and language. (5)
– Movement and orientation. (3)
– Behavioural control and reason. (1)

8. What does the term ‘Blue Balls’ refer to?

– Pain in the testicles due to lack of ejaculation or release. (1)
– When not enough blood reaches the testicles. (3)
– When the testicles are not producing enough sperm. (5)

9. What sensitive zone did the German doctor, Ernst Grafenberg, coin?

– G-spot. (1)
– Clitoris. (5)
– Vulva. (3)

10. After ejaculation, the penis is temporarily unresponsive to sexual stimulation, what is this period called?

– Refractory. (1)
– Flaccidity. (3)
– Emasculate. (5)

Results! What score did you get?

10-21

You are one sex-savvy individual. You certainly know your stuff when it comes to everything sexy, which is why you’ve managed to achieve such a great score! With your head screwed on and your brain in gear, you’re about as clued up as it gets.

22-36

Hey not bad – with this score you’ve definitely proved your head is screwed on. All you need to do now is brush up on a few more sex facts and you’ll be laughing. Gather your mates round, make a night of it and share your favourite facts amongst one another. You’ll be clued up in no time.

37-50

Oh dear! You might want to work on that not-so-sexy knowledge of yours. With a score like that you need to get yourself on a search engine and clue yourself up, fast! Start with some keywords and definitions!

We’ve got loads of interesting stuff for you to get your teeth into

May 10th, 2013

We hope you enjoyed the recent bank holiday weekend and can remember what day it is! Today is the joyful day that we publish our weekly www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter, so you can catch up on what’s happening in our world. As ever we’ve had plenty of you logging in and using the features to chat, flirt, arrange meets and generally enjoy the sexy vibe.

We’ve got loads of interesting stuff for you to get your teeth into. Our members support and help each other to fulfill their aims by sharing their thoughts. Spotted on the blogs this week are some great tips on how to get more meets, as well as some very naughty fantasy sex stories that are sure to get you in the mood.

Lots of Love,
Rachel.

Joke

My boss just caught me having sex with his secretary bent over the photocopier.

I was worried, but it turns out that he takes a keen interest in my sex life.

He says he’s going back to his office to review my position.

Trivia

Sex “experts” have long debated the existence of the female “G-spot”. Some think it may be the female prostate, or an extension of the clitoris. It is named after German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg, although a Dutch doctor had first described this female erogenous zone in the 17th Century. It is commonly thought to be found between 1 and three inches up the front wall of the vagina.

Site Poll feedback

What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy?

Group sex/Orgy 52%
Anal sex 14%
Sex outdoors 17%
Bondage 7%
Role play 9%

One of our popular poll questions, and we have a clear winner out in front. Yes, group sex is a very common desire for both men and women. Technically, group sex is anything involving more than two people; threesomes, orgies, gangbangs and more all come under this category. It’s up to you how far you want to take it, or just keep it as a fantasy. If you want to indicate to other members that you are up for this, you can add keyword tags to your profile in your settings tab.

Meetups near you

10 th May tv cd for horny fun
13 th May Hilton Fun: Maidstone
17 th May offers
13 th May PlayDay
10 th May female/TV fun
13 th May Weeks Holiday
13 th May Hotel Meetup

Get the most from Avatar

Your avatar is an illustrated version of yourself that you can customise with different hairstyles, faces, items of clothing and fun accessories. Click on the items to dress your avatar, or click the “pick an outfit for me” if you want a random unusual look! Certain items need to be unlocked before you can use them; you can do this by earning points as you use the different features on the site. We add new items from time to time to make it more interesting. The more you log on and use the site, the more points you earn for your avatar items. Upgrading to premium or VIP membership will earn you quite a few points. Your avatar adds interest to your profile, but if you are not keen on it, you can turn it off in your settings wizard, if you would prefer to just have your photos on your profile.

Bank Holiday Feeling

May 6th, 2013

A great way to welcome you into the weekend is with the latest edition of the www.letsmeetup.com newsletter. We’ve been busy this week with plenty of new members signing up, all ready to get out there and hookup. You can check out the latest new members near you by reading the new members section of the newsletter below. With so many to choose from you’re sure to have an action packed weekend.

And the good news just keeps on coming… Not only is the weekend almost here, but there’s a bank holiday just around the corner too! So with an extra long weekend to enjoy, there’s room to plan some extra action. You could always message that certain somebody in your hotlist, and grab yourself a hot bank-holiday date filled with fun and frolics.

Have a fun-filled weekend,
Claire.

Joke

A husband was lying down with his wife when she removed his glasses and sweetly said, “You know, honey, without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.”

“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

Trivia

Studies have shown that men who looked at porn with two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.

Site Poll feedback

Do you care about grammar errors in other profiles and messages?

17% Yes, not interested in such profiles
21% A little, but I can live with it
58% No, it doesn’t matter
4% My own profile has spelling mistakes

Meetups near you

5 th May Wild On Pool Party & Rock Star Night
4 th May Swinging in Algeria
4 th May get to gether
10 th May orgy fun
6 th May Dubai
4 th May Villa All night Party for Swingers in Bali, Indonesia.

Get the most from… Hot or Not!

What is it?
It is a fun, light hearted game that allows you to vote on how hot you think a member is.

Where can I find it?
If you click on My Profile, then Hotlists, you will find the link at the bottom of the page under, Who Thinks I’m Hot?

Who can vote?
Anybody can play the Hot or Not game and rate members out of 10.

Will my pictures be used in the game?
Yes, your main profile picture will automatically be submitted for other members to play the game.

How do I see my Scores?
You can find your scores under the tab, Who Thinks I’m Hot? A list of your top 5 scores will be listed alongside the member who voted it. Under this there is a summary of stats with your average score and the total number of members who have voted.

We are all here to have fun with each other

May 3rd, 2013

It’s another bank holiday weekend coming up, so to start things off with a bang, here is the www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter. Whatever your plans are, we will always be here for you to have a bit of excitement and satisfy any urges you might have. Even if you are out and about, you can connect with sexy members using our mobile site version.

Hot topics of discussion this week have included the labels that we place on ourselves. Are you a slut? Bisexual? Polyamorous? Maybe you’re just a good old fashioned swinger. Such words can have different meanings to different people. The bottom line is that we are all here to have fun with each other.

Have a naughty weekend,
Rachel.

Joke

A man goes to the doctor and says, “I am having problems with my sex life.” The doctor asks, “can you describe the problem to me?”. “Well, where to start. I wake up in the morning and shag my wife, then I have a shower and a shave and I shag her again. I have my breakfast and shag her once more on the table, then she gives me a quick blow job before I leave for work”. “Okay, I get the picture” the doctor replies. “I haven’t finished yet. I get to work and have sex with my secretary on my tea break. At lunch-time I go to see my mistress and do her a couple of times. I get back to work and shag my secretary again in the afternoon.” “Right…” “Excuse me, but I still haven’t finished. After work, I see my mistress again on the way home and shag her. Then I get home and shag the wife. I have my dinner and shag her again, then we go to bed and shag a couple of times before going to sleep.” “So what exactly is the problem then?” asks the doctor. The man says, “It hurts when I wank.”

Trivia

A large-scale study that spanned 25 years of testing concluded that gay males have bigger penises than straight men. They were longer by an average of 1.33 inches and bigger in the width department as well.

Site Poll feedback

Does size matter to you?

Yes it’s vitally important 13%
Sometimes you fancy a whopper 15%
Quality not quantity 33%
It’s what you do with it that counts 34%
Good things come in small packages 5%

Continuing the size theme from the trivia section, we have the site poll results from last week. It seems that the majority of our members do not discriminate when it comes to this sensitive issue. If you do have a particular penchant, premium and VIP members can use the advanced search to filter for small, medium, large or very large.

Meetups near you

5 th May motel in n.london, quick meet
8 th May Fun Night
5 th May northampton
3 th May couples and single swinging night
4 th May sat owo and bukakke greedy girl night
7 th May Four sum in Bristol
3 th May Wet & Wild Weekend

Get the most from the Like button

Have you clicked on the Like button lately? You will find it all over member content on the site. If you approve of something, simply click on the Like button to let other people know how much you have enjoyed it, and the recipient member will be notified on their wall. If someone clicks the Like button for your profile or media, you’ll get some avatar points as well as the buzz of knowing how popular you are. You can see a selection of the most liked swinger’s profiles and media on your homepage. The Like button is just for our members’ area only, and is not linked to any external site, so you can click away safe in the knowledge that your privacy is respected.