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Here’s the latest www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter, your once a week dose of naughty medicine. We hope your Valentines Day was everything you wanted it to be, or maybe you are saving your celebrations for the weekend. Whatever you get up to, we hope the earth moves.

There was a bit of media frenzy this week about a UK firm offering a romantic getaway break for three people. I’m pretty sure that lots of our swingres have been doing that for years. Are socially acceptable threesomes the future? Let’s hope so!

Go hard or go home,
Rachel X.

Joke

It is two o’clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says “How the heck do I know – what am I, the weather man?” and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, “Who was that?” The husband replies, “I don’t know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”

Trivia

Dendrophilia is the name for sexual arousal toward trees.

Site Poll feedback

What colour lingerie turns you on the most?

Black – 42%
Red – 30%
White – 17%
Pink – 6%
Other – 5%

Sexy lingerie is a popular Valentines present, and is one of the few things that can be as much fun for the gift giver as the receiver. Just make sure you get the size right! According to our poll results, you can’t go wrong with classic black.

Meetups near you

15 th February : Meet well hung mature prof male in East Mids / South Yorks today?
15 th February : daytime 1030
15 th February : Hotel meet
15 th February : Naked Wednesday Swingers Party @ Eureka
16 th February : all day sex

Get the most from Quick Swing

Not got any Valentines action lined up yet? Quick Swing is the perfect solution! Just click the “add a Quick Swing” button on your profile page . You can then select the date(s) you are available in the next 2 weeks (that’s why its called quick swing!), the member type that you want to meet, the type of meet (standard meet, social or holiday) and you can also add your own personal message, for example “I’ll be at staying in London for 2 days and would love for a hot couple or female to join me..” Your Quick swing event will then appear on the homepage to swingers that you selected. They can post replies, and then you can take if from there and hopefully have an amazing time!

Welcome to the www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter this week. And welcome to the site if you are a new member. We hope that you’ll feel at home in our swingers community and enjoy what we have to offer. As existing members will know, you get out what you put in, so do check out all of the features and make sure your profile is up to scratch.

Next week is that celebration of all things romantic, Valentines Day. If you are partial to wearing or admiring attractive lingerie (and really, who isn’t?), tell us what your favourite colour is in this week’s site poll. We’d love to know what gets you in the mood.

Lots of love,
Rachel X.

Joke

I was meeting a friend at a bar and as I went in, I saw two pretty girls looking at me.

“Nine.” I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling rather pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my mate and boasted that a girl had just rated me as 9 out of 10.

“I don’t want to spoil it for you,” he said, “but when I walked in they were speaking German.”

Trivia

The medical term for blue balls is epididymitis, an inflammation of the epididymis, which is where sperm matures in the scrotal sac. To put it simply, blue balls occurs when the epididymis get blocked up with sperm that have left the testis but not the penis. You can free the little guys and ease the pain by ejaculating.

Site Poll feedback

Have you ever been tested for an STI (sexually transmitted infection)?

Yes, in the last 4 months – 47%
Yes, in the last year – 25%
No, but I plan to get tested soon – 14%
No, I’ll never get tested – 14%

Sexual transmitted infections are on the rise. It’s down to you whether you practice safe sex, but it’s not a bad idea to get tested regularly if you are having sex with different partners. You can search online for your local GU (genitor-urinary) clinic online.

Parties near you

8 th February : cum play with me and my friend, we are hot and horny
8 th February : Evening in Belfast
8 th February : Cardiff Airport Hotel NSA Fun
9 th February : Greedy for it
10 th February : porn star gang bang. all single guys welcome

Get the most from Your Adult Media

Having a decent swingers media collection on your profile can really make it stand out from the crowd. Here is a summary of the photo guidelines so that you can get the most from them: For a photo to be passed as suitable for your main profile image, it must show either your face and/or full body (at least showing shoulder to knee area), and contain no nudity. Suitable pics will be marked with a green icon and have a tick box for you to select it as your main image. You can have explicit/naked photos on your profile, just not as your main photo. You can be as filthy as you like as long as it does not contain illegal stuff. Oh and no children or animals please. They are lovely but they don’t belong on an adult dating site!

January has now left the building, and it’s nearly the weekend thank goodness! To get you in the mood for some fun, here’s your weekly www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter. Don’t forget to check out the new local swingers in your area, you could be hooking up with them if you play your cards right!

There is sadly a lack of sex related news this week. We have however been contacted by a documentary maker asking for people who enjoy dogging. If you are a keen dogger and would like to help them with their research, drop me an email and I’ll pass your details on to them.

Happy Swinging,
Rachel X.

Joke

Did you hear about the crazy squirrel with a food fetish?

He was fucking nuts…

Trivia

The order for ejaculation comes from the spinal cord, the brain is not needed!

Site Poll feedback

Do you have to find someone physically attractive to have sex with them?

100% yes – 23%
Not always but it helps – 46%
No I just fantasise about someone else – 1%
No, personality can be a turn on – 26%
Depends how long since I last had it – 3%

Mixed results from this poll that we ran last week. I think we’ve all done the deed with someone we don’t really fancy at some point! It turns out that almost half of you don’t think it’s necessary anyway. Good stuff!

Meetups near you

3 th February : gangbang
3 th February : Wantin a meet
4 th February : dogging meet
4 th February : pornstar sex
4 th February : 1 dirty night

Get the most from swingers forums

The forum pages are a vibrant part of our swingers community. You can post topics and have online discussions about anything and everything in our swinging forums (within reason obviously!). You can introduce yourself to other members if you are new, or if you have a burning question about swinging or sex that you need help with . There are also sections for special interests and fetishes, which like minded member will flock to. If you want to simply meet other member, please post an event or Quick Swing . Posts that simply read like your profile will not be passed. We keep an eye on the forum to make sure that posts are in the right place; this makes it better for everyone. And don’t forget, every time you post to the forum you earn yourself avatar points!

Here is your weekly www.TheAdultHub.com roundup of news and nonsense, all in one handy newsletter! Read on for fun stuff and site tips, as well as hot new members in your local area.

In previous newsletters we have urged you to increase your naughty behaviour. So I was pleased to read in the papers that some gym employees have been indulging in after work gangbangs, and less pleased to read that a woman has been banned from all the nightclubs in her town because her outfits are too skimpy. She should try her local swingers club, I’m sure she would get a warm welcome!

Have a banging weekend,
Rachel X.

Joke

A woman who was a prostitute sold her parrot to a family of four. The kids come home from school. The parrot say “hello!”. Then the mother came home and the parrot say “hello!” The father comes home, and the parrot shrieks “Hey Fred, haven’t seen you in awhile”.

Trivia

For every two stone an overweight man loses, his penis appears to grow around one inch.

Site Poll feedback

Do you plan to be part of swinging lifestyle in the future?

Forever, I hope – 39%
For many years to come – 39%
No, its a short term thing – 8%
Its just a phase I’m going through – 9%
I want to stop but I cant! – 4%

This poll result makes us all warm and fuzzy! The majority of you want to take part in swinging either forever or a very long time. This means that it really does have a positive impact on people’s lives, be they a couple or single. And the really good news is that new members are joining the fun all the time!

Swinging Meetups near you

27 th January : Who likes to play?
27 th January : friday night cum
27 th January : hotel fun
27 th January : who wants to join me for some fun?
27 th January : PARTY FRIDAY 27TH FBOROUGH

Get the most from admin validation..

Admin validation continues to be popular in the adult chat room! For those that don’t know, admin validation means that a member of the admin team has seen you on cam and can therefore vouch that you match your profile photo and description. Most of you have now verified your email address; you need to do this before you can progress to admin validation. You also need to have a photo on your profile. Then all you need to do is have a quick webcam chat with one of the site admins: SiteAdminRachel, SiteAdminSally, SiteAdminGareth or SiteAdminWill. If you see them in the room, just ask to be validated and have your webcam set up and ready. We might have a lot of request, so please be patient and we will get to you.

We do hope this www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter finds you well! For most of us, its still dark and cold. For those of you in sunnier climes, we are well jel. January has most people looking forward to exciting things in the coming year. There are plenty of parties and events happening at clubs for swingers and member’s houses to be getting on with, so do check out the events calendar.

Speaking of exciting things, Sally and I have new profile names! We are now SiteAdminSally and SiteAdminRachel respectively. We also would like to introduce SiteAdminGareth and SiteAdminWill who have just joined the team. If you see them in the chat room, they can validate your profile (if you ask nicely!).

Till we meet again,
Rachel X.

Joke

One night, while a couple are in bed, the husband gently nudges his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

Trivia

The hotter a room in which sex takes place is; the stronger and more intense an orgasm will be. Best crank up the heating then!

Site Poll feedback

Are you making any New Year sex resolutions?

Be more adventurous – 48%
Be more considerate – 4%
Meet more partners – 32%
Improve my appearance – 9%
Only have safe sex – 7%

Standard resolutions are so boring, it’s no wonder most people have given up on them by now. We propose something altogether more interesting than health kicks and diets: sex resolutions! Top rated answer was to be more adventurous. Photographic evidence of you being adventurous would be good (for our research purposes of course!).

Swingers parties and events near you

20 th January : swing
20 th January : looking for gen couple
20 th January : eva’s back for fun with pornstar rebecca ryder
20 th January : Adult Party
20 th January : hotel fun female wanted

Get the most from your Profile..

One of the best ways to attract new interest to your profile is to give it a bit of a revamp. Even making small changes can have a big impact. For instance, think about what your profile headline and details say about you. Are you coming across how you would like? Perhaps there’s a certain sex technique you are a master in, or a fetish you are keen to try? There are thousands of swinging profiles on the site, so make sure that yours stands out for the right reasons and you could well be rewarded.

Welcome to the first ever www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter of 2012. We hope that you all had a blast over the festive holidays, and got what you wanted in your stocking.

Looking back over last year, we’ve had a great time bringing you the best swingers contacts site on the net. We would like to thank all of our members for their custom and support, and look forward to a fun filled and filthy 2012. We’re already knuckling down and working on some great new site features to bring to you in the next 12 months. Keep logging on regularly so that you don’t miss out!

Catch you later,
Rachel X.

Joke

A very old woman went to the doctor for check-up. The doctor told her that she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week.

She said to the doctor: “Please can you tell my husband.” The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells the husband that his wife needs to have sex three times a week. The 80 year old husband replies: “Which days?” The doctor says, “How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday?” The husband says, “I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays she’ll have to take the bus.”

Trivia

A man gets seven erections per day on average; five of which occur in his sleep.

Site Poll feedback

How naughty have you been this year?

Naughtier than Ryan Giggs – 14%
I deserve a good spanking – 20%
Not naughty enough – 50%
I tried to be good but I failed – 9%
Positively angelic – 7%

There was a lot of naughtiness in the news in 2011, and the internet seems to have played a part in that. But what about these results? Half of you freely admit that you have not been naughty enough. It’s well known that January is a dull month, so we should all do our bit to liven it up with some naughtiness!

Parties near you

11 th January : time to make a new years sex wish
11 th January : Hotel Sexy Meet
12 th January : Sutton Hotel
12 th January : Day Time Fun

Find more swingers parties near you for free and without joining.

Get the most from the Gallery

Are you sick of looking at your rubbish xmas presents? Well why not look at something altogether more exciting? Our swinger’s photo gallery contains pics of real genuine swingers in all kinds of sexy poses. New photos are constantly being added for your viewing pleasure. Classic members can view thumbnail size photos, but premium members really get the most from the gallery. As a premium member you can view the profile that goes with the picture, filter the gallery search results to appear by member type/country / area and view photos at full size – up to 8 times larger.

Once again, another week is drawing to a close and its time for your www.TheAdultHub.com newsletter. We’ve had a very busy week working to make the site the best it can be. We want to make hooking up with your fellow swingers as quick and easy as possible. If you have any ideas or suggestions, please do get in touch.

If you are finding yourself in need of some relaxation, then I suggest a visit to the chat room is in order. You could even pop your webcam on and have some sexy 121 video fun. Guaranteed to help you forget the rubbish weather and the endless list of presents you have still got to get…

Have a cracking weekend,
Rachel X.

Joke

My girlfriend is just a sex object to me.

I ask her for sex and she objects.

Trivia

Axillism is the practice of using the armpit for sex.

Site Poll feedback

Do swingers really have pampas grass in their gardens?

Yes, I own one – 12%
No, I don’t – 44%
I wouldn’t own one – 17%
What’s a Pampas grass – 28%

Husky voiced TV presenter Mariella Frostrup was recently in the news, admitting that she was unaware of the connotations of the pampas grass in her front garden http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15974553 .This reminded us of this poll that we ran last year. For the 28% that don’t know, pampas grass is that very tall grass with fluffy bits on the top.

Meetups near you

15 th December : Kent Hotel Fun
15 th December : London Hotel
15 th December : Thursday night horny man needed
16 th December : Open to Suggestions
16 th December : Fun Fun Fun

Get the most from Quick Swing..

Do you want other members to know that you are available for a meet in the next 14 days? Pop a Quick Swing on your profile then! First, select the type of event your Quick swing is. This means that if you’re going on holiday and looking for a meet up, you can post a holiday quick swing in that location. Just want to meet for drink or chat with no pressure? Mark it as a social quick swing. For anything else, just mark it as a standard meet, and add any details that are relevant. Then if your Quick Swing catches someone’s eye, all they have to do is click to confirm they want to attend, and you can then sort the finer points of your meet out.

Can you believe it’s December already? There has been a definite chill in the air, which is why I was all the more impressed to read that the latest craze seems to be dogging in the car parks of race courses all over the UK. Should you be inclined to take part in this winter sport, you should probably check out our dogging forum..

For those of you who prefer indoor pursuits, why not arrange a Quick Swing meet or head down to your local swingers club, where things are bound to get heated.

Have a super sexy weekend,
Rachel X.

Joke

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute and I charge £20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25…”

Trivia

Feeling all bunged up? Sex is a natural antihistamine, so it may help to relieve your cold. Try not to sneeze on your partner though.

Site Poll feedback

How did you first get into swinging?

Searched online – 47%
At a party – 7%
At a swingers club – 8%
Completely by chance – 24%
Introduced by a friend – 14%

The results for last week’s poll are hardly surprising. Nearly half of you got into the lifestyle by searching the web. And here you are now, part of our thriving adult community. I wonder how many of our members can remember the days before the internet took over the world; sending off for contact magazines and waiting for the post man to deliver them.

Meetups near you

1 th December : Hotel meet and fun.
2 th December : Bi F Couples Play In eastbourne
2 th December : Relaxed Fun
2 th December : Bareback Gang-Bang
2 th December : kitty’s hot pussy coming out to play!

Get the most from Blogs..

Sex blogs are regular entries of commentary, adult stories, descriptions of events, or an online diary of sexual life. Somewhere you can share your sexy exploits with other members and get feedback. Many of you are very creative and obviously spend a lot of time and effort on your blog posts. For that we thank you. We want to keep that high quality of blog posts, so if yours is simply a request for members to contact you or complaining about something, then it will not be approved. Remember you can view the most popular blogs, blogs by members in your location and blogs by members that match your search criteria on the blogs page. If you want to see blogs on a particular topic, click on one of the keywords on the right.

Yes, it is newsletter time once more. Read on for your weekly installment of fun!

The www.TheAdultHub.com team was pleased to discover this week that looking at photos of naked and partially naked people boosts brain power. We always knew that we were geniuses. As if you needed an excuse, you now have even more reason to check out our hot members galleries . And you can upload more of your sexy snaps safe in the knowledge you are doing your bit for science.

Goodbye from me,
Rachel X.

Joke

Three friends decided to bet each other a hundred pounds on who could make their wives scream more from sex.

So, they all go home to have sex with their wives and try to make them scream.

The next day they meet. The first friend says, “I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least an hour and a half.”

The second friend says, “That’s nothing, I gave my wife head for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and another half hour after that.”

The third friend says, “That’s nothing, I shagged my wife for ten minutes, came, then I wiped my dick on the curtain and she’s still screaming now!”

Trivia

Strippers earn more tips when they’re ovulating. Scientists suspect it’s because of the pheromones their body releases.

Site Poll feedback

What do you enjoy most about the swinging lifestyle?

Fulfilling fantasies – 56%
The variety of partners – 26%
The social aspect – 11%
It strengthens our relationship – 7%

I know that whenever we ask you what you like best about something you find it hard to pick out one choice above all. Maybe your answer changes for different encounters. I think it is likely that if we’d included “all of the above”, it would have been the top answer. But that wouldn’t have made for a very interesting poll.

Meetups near you

24 th November : bi fun
25 th November : Greedy Girls Party
25 th November : fun fun fun
25 th November : friday fun for frustrated men and horny ladies and couples
25 th November : hotel /night

Get the most from Friends..

We have a great community vibe on the site, and a feature that really adds to this is the Friends page . We’ve recently spruced this up to make it even better for you to manage your on site friends. If you know the username of another member on the site that you would like to be on your friends list, you can add them. They will then be sent a friend request message. Once they accept, they will be added to your friends list on your profile, and their recent activity on the site will appear in the friends feed on your homepage. Look on your Friends page and you can see all your friends’ profile info at a glance, and sort them how you like. More friends mean more fun, so why not add some friends today?

Welcome to this week’s hot newsletter from your favourite adult dating site. Have you checked out the new site tweaks we’ve made yet? Take a look at your improved friends , friend invitations and media pages, these are now even more user friendly. We hope you find that these changes help you to get the most from your membership.

Thank you to the member who kindly supplied this week’s joke. Drop me a message to my profile , if you think you can do better!

Have a sexy weekend,

Rachel X.

Joke

What’s the difference between a Bitch and a Whore? A Whore will sleep with anyone. A Bitch will sleep with anyone but me.

Trivia

Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportions of men who encounter this are Italians.

Site Poll feedback

How often do you indulge in sexual activity with someone other than your regular partner?

As often as possible – 43%
Once a week – 6%
Once a month – 9%
Very rarely, but the build up is part of the fun – 42%

Some interesting results for this poll. It’s pretty much even between as often as possible, and very rarely. Clearly for a lot of you, the anticipation and messages exchanged leading up to a meet are as much part of your enjoyment as the actual meet in itself. This is worth bearing in mind when contacting some members; they might appreciate a bit more foreplay, so to speak.

Meetups near you

17 th November : seeking female
17 th November : hi
17 th November : leeds
17 th November : Adventurous Adults
18 th November : Erotica invite

Get the most from – Your Primary photo

Your primary photo is shown in search listings results, so it’s worth taking some time to get the most from it. Within your media page , you can select the image which you wish to be your primary image. All images that are suitable as primary photo will have a green tick icon next to them. Also it must not be in your private media collection. Click on the box next to the photo you wish to have as your primary photo, and your profile will be updated. A photo of you smiling and enjoying yourself will probably attract a lot more interest. If you do not have any photos suitable for primary image, then your avatar image will be displayed. However be aware that you are massively more likely to have views and be contacted if you have a profile photo.